Life Before Brian

Anthony Bainton

• 18 juli 2025
• 9786526649220

Samenvatting:

Before books, before the Prophets—there was panic, poultry, and a very confused Seal. Welcome to Life Before Brian, a riotous spiral of sketches set in 6000 BC, where a rag‑tag clan of proto‑philosophers keeps tripping over the universe's first self‑help manual: the Emerald Tablet. Between goat‑powered audits, feather‑licensing fiascos, and a duck who might (or might not) be Thoth, these star‑eyed villagers will prove one truth beyond doubt: if you can't yet spell then "cosmic alignment" is likely to read as "comic mis‑alignment." Part irreverent history, part Monty‑Python‑meets‑Joseph‑Campbell, this glyphostrophic romp turns mythic recursion into slapstick revelation. Each sketch descends into symbolic chaos—only to ricochet back in unexpected transcendence. By the time the Seal finally opens (while everyone's busy dancing), you'll be laughing too hard to notice your own heart has grown a spiral. Perfect for fans of satirical epics, ancient mysteries, and anyone who's ever tried to follow instructions carved on a cave wall. Decode the forgotten technology. Misplace your beliefs. Return lighter—preferably before the goat unionizes.