First-year NFL expansion teams typically fare as well as tissue paper trying to hold back flood waters. Until the Memphis Musketeers.Musketeers owner Kerri Knox, a bombshell billionaire widow and devoted fan of Alexandre Dumas' novel The Three Musketeers, signs free agent All-Pros quarterback Chad Dawson, wide receiver Jubilee Jones and tight end Nuke Gomez.Knox not only is looking for exceptional talent to lead her new team but also three superstars she can market as her Three Musketeers.The three are swashbuckling as the Memphis Musketeers and their flamboyantly innovative helter-skelter offense composes a symphony in drama and heroics.But considerable off-field turbulence and injuries imperil their improbable quest to reach the first ever Super Bowl played in Paris, the home of the original Three Musketeers.