Do plastic bag shufflings in a movie theater drive you crazy? Do you wonder whether it's proper to pass a roller blader on the right or left? Have you or has someone you know ever been subjected to rain rage ? Have you ever pondered why no one in your local grocery store seems to understand the rules of basic shopping cart navigation and right-of-way? If you answered yes to any of these questions, How to Behave is the book you've been waiting for: a hip, irreverent, but entirely practical manual that tells you all you need to know about day-to-day survival in every venue. You'll learn how to share elbow space on an airplane armrest, how to confront a noisy filmgoer, and the proper way to position yourself when boarding a crowded elevator. Much more than a simple etiquette book, How to Behave is a real-life guide to living in the real world.